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1. garlick, n.
misspelling of garlic
2. garlicking, v.
the act of performing oral sex
will you bring me some garlick from the grocer's, please?
i garlicked my gf from the evening to the dawn
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Leaving randomly in the middle of a conversation for no discernable reason. Garlicing mainly happens on text conversations.
James is always garlicking when we're having a group chat on Messenger.
Garlicked – the aftertaste of garlic that haunts you and could be deadly to your friendships.
"I just had kashi's pasta primavera but man, I'm garlicked! You got any gum?"
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A person that literally no-one likes. He is a lurker among others and feeds on the sympathy of others. He does this by making himself feel bad and tries to make people feel guilty for him.
•Do you want to go to the cinema with Sam Garlick?
•Hell no! He will scrape into our conversations.
A special New Year’s Eve tradition mainly associated with some Eastern European countries. The practice is carried in the belief of bringing good genital health for the following New Year.
The act involves spreading raw garlic on one’s penis which first then has to be sucked and licked by their sexual partner until a satisfactory garlicky breath on their end is achieved. This is then followed by either vaginal or anal sex until ejaculation, after which the garlicky semen has to be sucked out so that both partners have garlic smelling breath.
It is believed to be a type of cult activity with very little evidence of the origins of this tradition.
-So how was your New Year’s celebration darling?
-Oh it was amazing Mum, me and Marta were dirty garlicking before the clocks turned midn…
-Ugh so that’s why your breath stinks like that??? Damn me that’s vile son, I only thought you had garlic toasts for breakfast!
When you put some garlic sauce on your tongue and go down on a girl.
I garlicked that girl's pussy all night.
When you and/or your partner(s) eat garlic immediately before oral sex to enhance the experience and to prove that they are not a vampire. This would be considered a GarLICK.
I understand that you have been on the receiving end of a garLICK. I would be interested in participating in this practice.