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A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on a Friday night
Ahh shit mate, look hes gone all Geldard!!! Someones gonna get fecked up!!!
The smallest unit of measurement known to mankind. A Geldard is usually reserved for a reference to completely inadequate and undersized male genitals. The average clitoris is usually several Geldards in size.
When Sally left Steven she cited the Geldard size of his girthless genetalia.
A sexy beast who won’t be stopped in any way and can’t stop thinking about his favourite class 8AG.
Mark: MR GELDARDS COMING WATCH OUT!
Blake: HES SO SEXY NOTHING WILL STOP HIM!
Someone who is sexy or hot, people say mr steal yo gorl for a reason
Mark: mr geldards coming!
Blake: omg watch out!
Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).
One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.
Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.
I had a Sam Geldard last night and he was an animal in the sack