After laying a shit on your partner's chest (with permission),you flatten and smooth it out with your shotgun*.
*Shotgun can be double-barrel, 12 gauge, side-by-side, over/under, as long as it does the job.
After Steve shat on Bertha's chest, he felt it was appropriate to turn the pile into a Georgia Pancake since it was their anniversary, so he pulled out his shotgun and got to work.
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