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gepettoed

used when a person just recently got slammed with a sexual underachievement joke

Troy- Women call me pinnochio
Geoff- Yeah, except he can get wood
Kevin- Dude, you just got Gepettoed!

by Geoff (Geo) Hilbrandt January 17, 2006

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gepetto

A guy who is able to carve out a woman when the odds are stacked against him (ie. she is surrounded by many other men).

I was in a club in barbados. It was full of dudes, but yet Gepetto managed to carve out the one female in the club.

by darren is me October 15, 2006

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Gepetto

Simply put: a pedophile

1. That Bernie Fine looking fellow over there is a total Gepetto.

2. Don't bend over little boy! That priest is def a Gepetto.

3. The curly, greasy hair on Giuseppe's head gave him the appearance of being a Gepetto.

by Van Damage III March 28, 2012

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Gepetto

When fisting a girl...open hand and move fingers around..like a puppeteer

Man..see that girl right there yo...i went gepetto on that last night

by Fattarzan July 19, 2019

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Gepetto

A girl who has total control of her boyfriend as if she were a puppeteer able to manipulate strings attached to the puppet (also known as Pinnochio).

Dat beotch is totally yanking yo string - she tinks she is Gepetto yo!

by RickyP June 10, 2005

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Ghetto Gepetto

Someone who has a keen tolerance for crappy objects to the point where people start to think his or her life is a complete dump.

-"Here comes Adam in his piece of shit car."
-"You mean Ghetto Gepetto in his GepettoMobile."

by acrestare July 1, 2011

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gepetto nettle

Something Young Thug says. Definition unknown.

I just got a ghetto Gepetto nettle

Now, I’m kinda messy ‘cause I’m lit.

by Hoey98 May 4, 2018