German whip

An expensive car made in Germany.
You may hear some chavs say 'Man got a German whip' when in actual fact they have a shitty second hand VW.

Chav 1: 'Hey that bloke up the road has fly German whip'

Chav 2: 'Wheres the hype on my German Whip?'

Chav 1 'Shut up, all you got is a Peugeot'

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german whip syndrome

German whip syndrome is a disorder that causes a driver to experience a sense of self entitlement, a sense of superiority, and demonstrates extreme road rage towards anybody who blocks their way and the sufferer will do whatever it takes to get in front and cut off said person even if it means putting others at great risk. Many don’t indicate direction aka failing to use turn signals.
People at high risk usually drive BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, Audis, Volkswagens, and Porsches.

Guy 1: OH SHIT!! fucking asshole pulled out in front of me and almost made me crash.

Guy 2: sounds like that guy has German whip syndrome.

Guy 1: yup, looks like he’s driving a BMW M series so of course he thinks he owns the road.

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