Gertday

The birthday of a young-ish women who was called Gert once in Prague during a bar crawl. She typically drinks espresso martinis, preferably while wearing red lipstick and stalking sommeliers are wine bars . Her cat Paco is notorious for vomiting on expensive sneakers.

Happy Gertday! Would like a pretzel bag?

Happy Gertday, why did your cat ruin my sneakers?