gertha

There is only one Gertha. Julian Shannon owns the Gertha

"woah man i just saw julian"
"really"
"yeah he let me see the big gertha"

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Gertha

A selfish Leonardo DiCaprio lookalike from the Wattpad story and series Gerthaverse, also the love interest of Postman Pat and Shabootiqui.

Person 1: Stop acting like Gertha from Gerthaverse!
Person 2: How the hell did you even find that story?!

Big Gertha

What you call your penis when it is so tiny that you can only masturbate with tweezers, so your friends believe you have a massive penis.

Matt Pace told Luke and Tyler that his penis was named Big Gertha because he wanted them to think it was bigger than it actually was.