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The correct way to say Jesus
Some guy: I worship Jesus
Me: You mean Gesus, retard
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the correct way to say gesus because gesus is our gand not our j
“aye yo foo ya know gesus?” “uhhh...oh yeah he ma g”
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Term used for approving something, basically like the word "okay" or "yes".
Are you going to the party tomorrow?
Gesu.
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Bartolomeo Giuseppe Guarneri (del Gesù) (21 August 1698 - 17 October 1744), has been called the greatest violinmaker of all time. Giuseppe is known as del Gesù because his labels always incorporated the characters I.H.S. (iota-eta-sigma) and a Roman cross. His instruments deviated significantly from family tradition, becoming uniquely his own style, and are considered second in quality only to those of Stradivari and argued by some to be superior. The famed violin virtuoso Niccolò Paganini’s favorite instrument Il Cannone Guarnerius was a Guarneri del Gesù violin of 1743. The Lord Wilton Guarneri del Gesù violin made in 1742 was owned by Yehudi Menuhin. Other Twentieth-century 'del Gesù' players include Arthur Grumiaux, Jascha Heifetz, Michael Rabin, Joseph Silverstein, Isaac Stern, and Henryk Szeryng
I played my old teacher's 1736 del Gesu
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might be a typo or...
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GESUS CHRIST THE CHEESE BRINGER AND MILK DESTROYER
"do you know gesus christ?"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"
its just one of the infinite combinations of Italian blasphemy literally meaning Jesus with a hood on. In the Italian language you can put whatever word combined with God (DIo) or Jesus ( Gesu)
mi e caduto l'iphone Gesu incappucciato / my Iphone felt Gesu incappucciato
It's a typical expression used in Veneto that means "Son of Mary (jesus) is a fuckin asshole". You use it when you're angry, but not so much to say "Porca madonna".
E' finito il vino, Gesu bastardo!
The wine is finished, Gesu bastardo!
Gesu bastardo, mi è scappata la capra!
Gesu bastardo, my goat run away!
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