Random
Source Code

get in the van

The worst of all chat-ups.
Used by men who's father's never schooled them on
"picking up a lady".

Nicola: Woah, I like your tattoo
Josh: Get in the van.

by Terry Lee January 27, 2008

36👍 12👎


get in the van

A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".

Works well on drunk people.

Bored person: Get in the van!

Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?

Bored person: Right outside your house.

Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.

by prissorsxrawks October 5, 2009

18👍 6👎


get into my van

The last words that most children hear

These people r pedophiles.

They will give u nothing.

Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."

Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)

Man rapes child.

by ARockWithLegs December 19, 2019

2👍 1👎


Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021