The worst of all chat-ups.
Used by men who's father's never schooled them on
"picking up a lady".
Nicola: Woah, I like your tattoo
Josh: Get in the van.
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A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".
Works well on drunk people.
Bored person: Get in the van!
Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?
Bored person: Right outside your house.
Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.
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The last words that most children hear
These people r pedophiles.
They will give u nothing.
Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."
Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)
Man rapes child.
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Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"
B-Dum Tsss