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What Catherine Zeta-Jones is telling me to do right now.
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The cry of the power mad zombie.
And the tweeker.
And the crackhead.
JOSE: "All gone. Oh, fuck! I'm completely out of shit. No shit !!"
"B": "No shit?"
JOSE: "Shit no; MUST GET MORE !!"
"B" : "Uhh, more brains?"
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What a very modest boy should do.
Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself
Friend: No
*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
Popularly used online, to tell people to go outside and see sunlight more, maybe touch some grass, go on a walk, sign up for sports, normal outdoor activities.
Meanwhile, this is commonly said by a person who never goes outside and calls their discord kitten for 15 hours every day.
Discord Mod: Get more active and go outside kid 😹
Discord Citizen: I am on a baseball team, I did track for 3 years, I swam for an elite swimming team, I go outside everyday because I have REAL friends that aren't a bunch of randoms on an app with a purple dinosaur or whatever tf that is as it's logo, my girlfriend/boyfriend isn't an online 13 year old, and I have parents that love me and actually spend time with me, meanwhile you just sit around on discord doing nothing, so why don't YOU get more active. ☠️
Discord Mod: ...
His E Kitten: *Punches you* >:c
Discord Citizen: ew.
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Opposite of getting smaller and smaller
Getting more and more intellectually and culturally relevant when you have your own TV show.
Fox News is getting more gutfeld in our own cancel culture times
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said! flex me a euro fo' sum spray more get more, me pits smell like bigfoots dick bruv!!
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Used when one receives major amounts of ass.
man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.
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