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A grilled 1/2 lb. slab of horse manure in between a kaiser roll.
I was driving to an important city and I stopped in Gettysburg because I really really had to take a dump. Anyway, I saw this place that served "Gettysburgers" and all the locals raved about them, they were awful, they smelled like a cesspool full of night soil.
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To breakdance underwater.
At the pool party, the b-boys decided to make it a true party by gettysburging.
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A town in PA that is best known for Lincoln's Gettysburg Adress. It is a tourist town for the Civil War, amoung other historial events. It is a fairly large town, compared to those that surround it. Teens that live there often wish to get out, though, those who actually do leave, tend to come back. Though it can seem quite boring, it is growing larger, with more atractions. Also, it is a major place for drug dealing.
Person 1: Gettysburg has a lot of drug dealing.
Person 2: Thats because when the tourists come, they need there crack.
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Middle of nowhere small town America that wants to be big city. A College town that wants to be University. A High School that has so many dreams but most who want to leave never do and never change. However, if you dig deep enough, and find yourself in this historically rich community one might find a glimps of beauty lost in the societal norms where artists can create, bakers can bake, and families can put families first!
Gettysburg, a multiplicitious culture that one can flourish in or stagnate.
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Groupsex involving 4 men and one woman. From the beginning of the Gettysburg Address: "Four score..."
Guy #1: Yo, dude, me and three buddies Gettysburged this girl last night.
Guy #2: Gettysburged?
Guy #1: Yeah, four scored!
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To receive oral sex while scratching your partner's back with the History channel playing in the background
Wanna Netflix and chill? No, I want a Gettysburg instead.
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A town. Nothing less, nothing more. A small town just like ones all across America, where the kids want to get out and the tourists never leave. All the high schoolers ever want to do is leave; move to a big city, have the time of their lives somewhere else. They have a right to. Being one of those kids, I understand. It's not the most exciting place, but they can't deny it's beautiful. And we all know that one day we'll consider it cool to have grown up in such a place.
The best ice cream place in Gettysburg is Mr. G's.
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