Gingerman

A divine and mystical creature of incredible rarity; appears in the form of a thin pale skinned man with glasses and fiery red ginger hair and beard; can be attributed the importance and religious standing of a god. He is all powerful and the cause of all things mysterious.

Ermagerd it’s the Gingerman!
You cannot defy the Gingerman.
You do not find the Gingerman, he finds you.