Girlitis

When somebody meets that special someone else and becomes so enchanted with them that they choose to spend more and more time with them. Time previously devoted to engaging in recreational pursuits with friends and family and co-workers.

Girleyetis

"Hey, wheres Phil? He hasn't come out for Chicken Wings and Strippers on Payday for weeks!"
"Out with Vanessa again."
"Again? Uh-oh, do you think its Girlitis?"
"Maybe. His mom said he doesn't even go to darts anymore."

Mean Girlitis

A disorder that follows watching the movie Mean Girls which causes one to quote said movie in everyday conversations (whether they make sense or not). It may also cause the person to intergrate Mean Girl quotes in other movies or event, such as the Hunger Games, or Harry Potter, or even the olympics.

Example 1:
Girl 1: "Oh, i wonder what this shirt is made out of, cotton?"
Girl 2; "Your mom's chest hair!"
Girl 1: "Oh, no you have mean girlitis too?"
Example 2:
Girl 1: "Ok, sandy you have four candy canes"
Girl 2: "Do i have any?"
Girl 1: "No, none for gretchen weiners"
Girl 3: "ignore her she has mean girlitis"

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