give that bitch a shovel

v. to teach someone a lesson or show them who's boss.

Derived from the joke: "How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give that bitch a shovel."

Dylan: What would you do if somebody hacked into your computer and changed your background to "Hello Kitty"?
Scott: I'd give that bitch a shovel!

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