Glds

Good little dick sucker

She is a great glds

GLD

Good Life Decision. Opposite of Poor Life Decision (PLD). An action that could have turned into a PLD, but you took steps to change that. This action leads to NO REGRETS.

"I was going to sleep with the frat boy wearing a dress, but then I decided not to. GLD."
"I was about to finish that bottle of 151, then I switched to water. GLD."
"My grandma called in the middle of sex. I didn't answer. GLD."
"I was about to drunkenly paint my body in permanent paint. Then I decided to use washable paint. GLD."

GLD

A good life decision. The opposite of a bld.

"Should I study for the biology final?"
"That would be a gld!"

GLD

Ginger Loving Disorder. People suffering (enjoying) from this phenomenon can not stop admiring the beauty of Gingers. GLD can make someone walk barefoot on burning coal if a ginger asks them to.
They simply love Gingers.

Person 1: Yo I swear I have a thing for Gingers, they are the most beautiful creatures on god's green earth.

Person 2: I totally agree with that, So glad I am not the only one who has GLD.

GLD

Go lay down

“Y’all too much, y’all needa gld”