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Globophobia

Fear of balloons

Jane has a fear of balloons, called Globophobia

by Mimi BB August 28, 2011

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Globophobia

An intense fear of balloons. Usually Latex balloons but can be metallic.

Clown: Hi little one do you want a balloon?
The clown shows a balloon and the kid runs away.

Man: I hate balloons. I run away screaming everytime I see one.

person: Why?

Man: Oh I have Globophobia.

by UrbanBrokenDragon July 5, 2011

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Globophobia

By far the stupidest and most pathetic fear in all the lands. (The fear of balloons and/or the popping of ballons)

I brought a handful of balloons to Jill's birthday party and she ran screaming. Her mother later told me she has globophobia.
PS. Bronze door knob

by The guy that did that thing November 12, 2014

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