Glots

1.Suffering from extreme mental retardation and so constipated that poop comes out your nose.

2. Having butt cancer.

Wow that guy is glots!

glot

Translate / Talk / Tongue. Glot comes from greek where it means Tongue. Made to be a verb: 'to glot' = translate.

Glot a word, interglot, euroglot

GLOTS

"Get Lotus On The Ship".
This acronym was developed by a gang of JamCruisers on a JamCruise forum in reference to a musician request for JamCruise 7, set to sail January 2009.

T-shirts have been made to bump the request.

Please Julie, will you please GLOTS?!

Glot

When you Cum a silver slimy substance that tastes like bacon

I totally made a huge glot today. You think I should get that checked out?

Glot

a crusty substance that collects on the foreskin of ones unsircomsized penis

dude, your cock gots lotta glot

GLOT

Good Luck Out There

Sarah: Tyler just ghosted me
...
Me: GLOT baby

Glot

A preposterous amount of semen.

Also can be described with a similar size or consistency of snot.

"Gabe wipes a glot of cum on his friends shirt, he refuses to apologize"