Glued

Extremely high to the point your stuck and can't move.

I was smoking at the beach with Juan and we was glued to the bench.

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Glued

When your girl falls asleep before sex you are forced to masturbate. Just before the finish you walk over to her sweet sleeping face and shoot it all over her closed eyes thinking to yourself 'yeah that's right...fall asleep again'. Your girl wakes up but cannot open her eyes.

Last night my wife fell asleep so I glued her ass.

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GLU

Acronym for Guys Like Us. GLU is a gay asian, and friends, social group in San Diego, CA. There are some 200+ active members, with a mailing list that exceeds 500. GLU . Active MySpace page.

GLU serves both a social and a charatable purpose for its members. GLU is usually a top 10 team for AIDSWALK San Diego fundraising. GLU collects canned goods and other staples in front of supermarkets once a month, for Mama's Pantry. Creaters of GLU juice, a wicked strong drink served at most functions.

I'm going t the GLU Board meeting

There's a GLU pool party in August, it's a fundraiser for AIDSWalk.

"Hey there's a guy we don't know, let's GLU him" A verb, meaning to introduce him to the group.

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Glued On

A glued on, much like a strap on, but instead of velcro to adhere the dildo on, it is used with an adhesive glue solution, such as gorilla glue, hot glue, or Elmers glue.

squidward: "hey did you see amy's glued on last night"
Postman: "yeah she fucked me so good"

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glued

Yet another term designating a high level of inebriation (drunkenness).

"Damn, after drinking that fifth with Grotee, Frank was really glued!"

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glued

To have someone (a male), orgasm (aka: cum) on your face, in a similar manner to a facial. Gluing is not necessarily limited to the face, this is merely the most common context in which the expression has been found.

Much to Mary's chagrin, her boyfriend pulled out at the very end of a blowjob (as if suggesting her was going to tea bag her), and glued her face instead.

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glued

a stuck-up male or female

hey wussup with that girl you were talkin to earlier?
oh her? nah man, that chick is hella glued.

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