glug-glug

Caveman for "drown" or "drowned".

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Glug glug glug

The sound that fish make at the end of very insulting (to someone of my form) jokes:

Dad: What goes "Miaow! Glug glug glug!"?
Me: A catfish.
OR
My brother: What goes "Neigh! Glug glug glug!"
Dad: A seahorse! That was a good one!

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glug glug

When you suck someone's cock, it makes the sound glug glug.

*Person 1* Suck my dick.
*Person 2* Ok *glug glug*
*Person 1* WTF

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Glug Glug

To drink. An onomatopoeic word of the sound when somone swallows a drink.

Hey do you want to glug glug?

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Glug glug 3000

When one sucks the entire soul out of another’s body.

Yo she is about to give me a glug glug 3000

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GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000

a blowjob.

"guess what I caught ___ doing?"
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."

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Glug glug

The onomatopoeia used to denote drinking.

Iam *Glug glug* "Tsah! Urgh. Oh! *cough cough* Wow! That's... That's not any better than last time..."

Hym "What is it? What do you have? Give it to me!"

Iam "Urghk... I bought more Kombucha... *cough cough* It's blueberry... *cough cough* You're not going to like it..."

Hym 😐

Iam "....."

Hym 😐

Iam "... Ok fine..."

Hym *glug glug* "Ack! *cough cough cough* Oh god... It tastes like windex mixed with lemonade! *cough cough* is that why windex is blue!? *cough cough cough* Is it blueberry?"

Iam "What? Give it back... *glug glug* Hurghk! Why? Why would you do this to people? *cough cough cough* "

Hym "Quit hogging it! *glug glug* Ouwgh! They have to know... *cough cough* They have to know it isn't good and they just sell it anyway.... *cough cough cough* It's some kind of sick joke... Urk! They get off on tricking people into drinking it... *cough cough cough* Sick bastards! *glug glug* Ugh!"

Iam "Ugh, what is that stuff floating around at the bottom of the bottle? .......... Give it here. *glug glug* Ohw! *Achoo!* "

Hym "I don't know. Vomit? Vomit from the people who have to work in factory that makes it?"

Iam *cough cough* "Yeah.... I can taste that... That's what it's like.... Do you want some more?"

Hym "............ Yes."

Iam "Here."

Hym *glug glug* "Oh my god.... *burp* I can taste the hatred the person who made this has for every man, woman, and child alive... *cough cough* .................. *glug glug glug* "