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Glumpkin

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

by Steve Fron Superior January 21, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Glumpkin

The process of getting head whilst playing video games!

Wow dude!" "Last night totally rocked my socks off, because I finally got a glumpkin from your sister!

by xXJoHnNy Boy October 10, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


glumpkin

During the act of oral sex, one holds thier flatuence until the point of orgasm and then releases the fart while ejaculating

A: "What the hell was that?"
Brian: "That was a Glumpkin, bitch"

by Swiss Cheddah January 2, 2008

55๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


glumpkin

a dirty sloppy wet gumby when taking a massive shit

its a gumby and a blumpkin at the same time

yo my nigg the other day i was takeing my shit when your grandma walked in and delerious as she was she gave me a nasty glumpkin.

his nigg: WTF AWWWWWLLGHGFGHG mmhm,m dude wtf why... i think im gonna uhuh ..... i think i- im gonna go get one ill see ya later bro.

by harry s taint September 22, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


glumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin from someone who has no teeth. (Gummer + Blumpkin)

Your grandmother gave me an excellent glumpkin

by Steve From Superior January 21, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


glumpkin

while getting oral sex you play guitar hero

I wouldnt stop playing guitar hero when my girlf friend was over, so she ended up giving me a glumpkin

by rob cali March 1, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


glumpkin

When a dude recives oral sex (from a girl or a guy)while taking a shit on the toilet.

Yeah i liked that girl, but she wouldnt even gimme a glumpkin so i droped that bitch.

by -spartan- March 16, 2003

26๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž