Glunt

Glass + blunt. Usually used to smoke weed or tobacco (not as common tho). Can be a smaller alternative to using a pipe or bong. Some are more obvious glass, but others can be concealed to look like a cigarette.

Fred: Hey, Michael can you bring your glunt? I can’t fit my bowl in my pocket.
Michael: Sure, just bring ground shit.

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Glunt

The guy who shows up to a function with nothing and smokes up all your weed often taking or damaging your piece/paraphernalia.

Tyler: "Where did my lighter go?"

Tom: "Dylan had it last but he just left."

Tyler: "Dude he is such a Glunt i'm never smoking with him again."

Glunt

An extremely good looking guy, who happens to be an enormous cunt. Glunts are usually people who know how attractive they are, therefore feel they are entitled to act like douchebags.

A good looking cunt, Glunt.

"That guy looks hot!"

"I wouldn't waste your time, he's a massive glunt.

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Glunt

Glare + Grunt. Very common comeback from stupid, ugly chicks that don't have much to say.

Shannon: "Man, does wHitney even talk?! I don't think I've ever heard a word come from her mouth"
Jimmy: "I agree, she glunts instead of saying anything."

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Glunt

A small belly that develops just above a woman's pubic bone and ends at the waistline. Sometimes known as a peterbelly. Usually caused by frequent sex.

"Lee sure is cute but she's got a little bit of a glunt. I'd still eat it."

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glunted

glunting someone, or getting "glunted"

1. the act of making plans with a friend and not keeping them.
2. telling someone you will pick them up at a certain time and then being an hour or so late

Hey did Terry hang out with matt last night? No matt totally Glunted him.

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Glunting

The act of glamorous hunting (i.e. in a man tree fort to keep you warm and drink beer).

I love glunting in this man tree fort. It must suck to hunt in the cold on a freezing tree stand.