Glut slut

When someone only goes for people who are above average weight. They are sluts for gluttonous people.

Erin: you should totally go for mark
Jordan: yeah he’s cute, but too skinny, I’m a total glut slut

Slut Glut Rut

a condition whereby a male celebrity is so burned out from all the fawning attention that he no longer receives any stimulation from a bikini model slipping her room key into his pocket

Bouncer: Johnny, nice set.
Rockstar: Thank’s, man.
Bouncer: By the way, that hottie in the front row wanted me to give you her phone number.
Rockstar: Nah, you keep it. I think I’m stuck in a slut glut rut.

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