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Gnomes Homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms.,which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in nearly all cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of Gold Top Magic Mushies, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette(yes,,, I know I'm a greedy pigout guts), I entered into a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly busy village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking Gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops, plus there were lots of Gnomes laying about outside their homes in hammocks ,or sitting in groups on chairs, smoking joints and bongs. I had a fantastic time laughing and chatting with these magic little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that Magic Mushies are in fact Gnomes Homes , and that on behalf of all the cows in the world that produce the cow shit that allows the Magic Mushies to keep growing for ever more, they are really happy to supply their excess Gnomes Homes to people who love to use them to "get off their fucking faces" :-) :-)
gnomes homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms. Especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms, which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of gold top magic mushrooms, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette, I began tripping in a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly psychedelic village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops.Plus there were lots of gnomes laying about outside their mushroom homes in hammocks, or lounging about sleepily on mattresses, casually smoking bongs and joints. I had a fantastic time laughing and joking with these amazing little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that magic mushies are indeed gnomes homes. The gnomes said that they would like to say thanks and congratulations to all the cows in Australia, and the World, that produce all the cow shit that allows the gnomes homes to keep growing forever more. The gnomes said they are really happy to supply their excess gnomes homes to people like me who love using gnomes homes to "get off their fucking faces !"
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gnomes homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms, which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in cattle growing areas of Australias tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of gold top magic mushrooms, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette, I began tripping in a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly psychedelic village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops.Plus there were lots of gnomes laying about outside their mushroom homes in hammocks, or lounging about sleepily on mattresses, casually smoking bongs and joints. I had a fantastic time laughing and joking with these amazing little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that magic mushies are indeed gnomes homes. The gnomes said that they would like to say thanks and congratulations to all the cows in Australia, and the World, that produce all the cow shit that allows the gnomes homes to keep growing forever more. The gnomes said they are really happy to supply their excess gnomes homes to people like me who love using gnomes homes to "get off their fucking faces !"
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Someone who rarely, if ever, leaves his or her house. In this person's mind, his or her house is so decked out that there is no reason to go anywhere else. Home gnomes are annoying because they never want to meet up with you when you're out, instead opting to invite you to their house and making you drive the whole distance to them every time.
Person A: Dude, let's hang out.
Person B: Sure. You wanna come over to my place?
Person A: How about we meet at the bar instead?
Person B: Nah, I really don't feel like going out. We could order some pizza here & I have a six-pack in my fridge.
Person A: Bitch, you're such a friggin' home gnome.
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