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A colorful method of telling someone to either; a) shut the fuck up
b) go the fuck away
c) go annoy the fuck out of someone else
d) an all inclusive phrase of general distaste which includes a-c as well
Practice safe sex & go fuck yourself...
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What I like to post on YouTube when I see those dumbass comments from those ungrateful moronic bots that post “I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ.......
Karen: You're fucking disgraceful and the world and everything centers around me and no one but me!
Me: Go fuck yourself, bitch.
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A command uttered usually after one has said something infuriating or offensive to you.
Some people ask me why I curse so much. I respond to these people by asking them to go fuck themselves.
"Why don't you watch your mouth?"
"Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
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Guy 1: Hey bro wanna fuck?
Guy 2: Go fuck yourself
Guy 1: ok *takes dick and puts in asshole.*
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An incomprehensible amount of anything, used as a measurement rather than a statement.
EXAMPLE A "Dude, why are you so jittery?" "I drank a go fuck yourself amount of coffee at work!!!" "So, like how much? Gimme a number." "I lost count after 30!"
EXAMPLE B "Ugh I just drank a litre of gin." "Go fuck yourself!"
EXAMPLE C "How are you feeling today?" "GO FUCK YOURSELF! Yeah that pretty much sums it up..."
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When someone tells you to go fuck yourself, they are encouraging you to shove your penis up your own asshole by bending it backwards. Or, if you're a female, to grab the nearest phallic object(s) and penetrate your orifices repeatedly. The connotation is that you'll probably enjoy it and will stop annoying everyone.
Broke Ass: "Hey man, can I have one of your beers out of the fridge?"
Working Man: "Go fuck yourself."
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