Go get some milk

Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player

*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store

Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state

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i am going to get some milk

what dads say to their son

Son, I am going to get some milk

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I am going to get some milk.

Something your dad says meaning, "I am leaving forever."

Me:"Where are you going dad."

Dad:"I am going to get some milk."