The chrome extension summoned by satanic worshippers to haunt and steal the souls of children. Watching poor kids in their sleep, Satan is summoned after 24 hours of use, sucking the souls of any person unfortunate enough to be nearby. The “website blocked” page is created via the use of a pentagram, and the viewing of this page means that your school has beed infiltrated by demons and is in need of an exorcism. If you see the GoGaurdian extension installed, contact the nearest church and run. Run far, far away, preferably Scandinavia.
Oh no, GoGaurdian is installed. MOM, what’s the number for the church in town?