God, church

When your brain is literally sucked dry from idiocy that you can't think of anything else better to say.

Wow dude that thing is selling like a God, church

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God Church

n. Some stupid shit Jake Paul said.

I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.

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God Church

When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)

It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!

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God church

A made up word that Jake Paul came up with so he would have something to rhyme with merch in his awful music video.

And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

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god church

what word jake paul uses when he cant rhyme the word "merch" in his trashy song

drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church - jake from state farm (2017)

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God Church

When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church

Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying

'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'

-Jake Paul in a nutshell-

I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH

-Leafyishere

-Keemstar

-Jake Paul

-Pewdiepie

-Ricegum

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God Church

A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.

Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.

Pewdiepie made is sound better

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