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The whitest black guy in a group. He uses words like pontificate to disguise his real hood life.
"Dog, shut the fuck up and smoke this joint. Your actin like a goffer."
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an acronym for "Grandparent on Facebook." This usually describes but is not limited to grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, or any other older family member that does not know how to properly use Facebook. This also includes nosey family members and grandparents who think everything on their news feed is aimed directly at them.
"My grandma is always commenting on everything I put on Facebook. It's so embarrassing. She's commenting on my friend's wall too, she doesn't even know them!"
"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."
a woman's breats that are sagging
She takes her bra off and her titties goffer the floor.
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a goffer that is really jolly, and there is only one goffer that is the jolliest of all goffers in the world
Yo that dude is a jolly goffer, he must be the jolliest of all goffers in the world.
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When you eat fishing line and have one of your buddies pull it to help remove dingleberries it is called goffer snagging
My friend needed my help doing some goffer snagging for his wedding so that he would have a butthole clear of dingleberries