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When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.
Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.
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a nut that is topped of with pee
would you like a golden nut on your face?
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There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.
The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.
When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
To achieve this particular nut, one must achieve orgasm nirvana. The golden nut is when a man jacks off and when he cums he can feel the nut rush out of his testicles, through the tubes, and out the tip. Happens once in a lifetime, the best jizz of your life.
John asked “Have you found Orgasm Nirvana?”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”
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A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.
He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.
A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.
He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.
When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.
"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"
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