gooch punch

A punch to the gooch, i.e. the area between anus and penis / vagina.

If delivered correctly to a male a gooch punch will cause immediate and uniquely powerful ejaculation, which is said to be the most pleasurable experience known to man. However, after a gooch punch the male can never ejaculate again.

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Gooch Punch

A delicious beverage mixing enough vodka with fruit mix to knock any living creature unconscious, including Whales.
Purportedly used in Nuclear weapons and Napalm.
Said to be 300% alcohol by mass.
Not to be confused with Gooch Juice

That sort of coma is usually associated with 2-3 sips of Gooch Punch.

A cup of Gooch punch has about the same kick as a 105mm artillery shell.

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