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goomped

"GOOMPED" is a word used to describe words like "devoured" or "abolished". Usually reffering to eating.

D@MN boy, you goomped that sh!t.
or
Yo hungry @$$ goomped them grapes

by CDF September 20, 2006

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Goomp

A person that says random stupid things, that he/she even knows it's random and dumb. They usually have a vulgar odor and aren't cultured. The term "Goomp!" is usually used right after they say the stupid random thing.

"Hey guys, wanna come on my boat?" - goomp
"Okay sure"
"There's gonan be chix there, and we can fuck them" - goomp
"Goomp"

"hey what are we doin for ur birthday?"
"my dad said we can go to a strip club and maybe drink alcohol." - goomp
"no he didnt"
"I know" - goomp
"GOOMP!"

by benzobrist March 9, 2008

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Goomp

that really good succ; extremely good head or blowjob

Bro, I saw the video of Jaycob and Sierra, she totally goomped him!

Dude, tonight she’s gonna give me that good goomp.

by papicojones February 12, 2018

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Goomp

GOOMP, OMG! Goomp is that big back walking pile of goo. Mostly goomps are very inactive but like to downtalk others.

A goomp is that trash talking, nasty mouth chick or dude that's enormously large and slow moving.
A slothy sluggish individual. A slouchy, lazy, gluttonous person.
An extremely unmotivated person. Proud with low self-esteem.
Goomps always have their mouths open talking mess but nothing good ever comes out.
A bleach body bottomed person or a bad body chick.
Goomps are tacky and ill dressed for no reason.

She is always talking about how many chicks she has, with her goomp self.
No im not a goomp, and im not trying to loose weight, im just big boned.

Pootie is such a goomp, everyone else is working out, while she sits there eating a cake, 2 foot long subs, a 2 liter, and milk duds.
Thats why he dont have any chicks because he goomp ass wont groom and dress himself.

by Spookdafied Bah May 1, 2010

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goomp

Slang term for the act of male ejaculation, or for the semen itself.

1. Those calves are so sexy I could just goomp all over them.

2. I need to find a car wash that can clean the goomp stains off the back seat of my car.

by Magnus Malan October 3, 2011

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goomp

-a pile feces
-poop

-i left a goomp in the toilet today
-u goomp!

by no1 April 21, 2004

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Dardy Goomp

A dardy goomp is someone who is f ̧̡̧̡̛̼̗̦̥̼̰̥̠͇̘̠͖̞͎̞̙͚̙̣͕͚̤͓̖̬̯͖͉̺̻̾̿̍̐̓͐̄͑͌̽́̈̑͒̾̃͛͗̒̉̿̓̄̓̔̚͘͝͝͠͠ͅą̶̨̨̢̛͙̲̙͙̬̹̟͈̼͓͍̲̙̠͔͓̠͍̦͚̘̳̦̆͒̈́̃̌͑͌̀̀̇́̀̉̍͆̿̽̕̕͜͜ͅf ̛̻̫͈̼̝̥̞̤̠̩̜̟̝͕͉̜͎̰̰̫̺̇̊̽̊̅̀̿̒̀̄̑̾͛̈͑̎́̾̕͜͠͠ ̴̨̢͙̳͈̯̺͈̦͙̠͓̹̘̤͔̭̰̞̼͈͙͇͉̣͔̤̮͇̳̪̭̝̗̰̥̠̻͇̳̱̩̘̜̪̟͗̊̌̾̆̎͊͆͂̂́̀̔̇̾͑͒̃̏̌͗̉͒̃̔͛̐̀̍͊̅͛̊̑͛̈̀̚͘͘̚̕͜͜͜͠g̵̡̡͎̳̩̪͚͍͎̪͖̤̜̖̟̦͉̠̬̼̰̭̼̬̤͈̯̤̱̣̱̪̽̉͑̍́̏̌̅̎̆̒̔͘͘̚ͅͅd̴̡̧͔͖̭͖̭̥̤̥͙͓̞̜̺̩̝̭̻̪͚͛́̆͒̀͒̒̀̄̓̎̔̋̓̇̌̈́͗̋̍̇̌͊̕̚̕͜͝͝g ̡̢̛̛̼̝̹̮̘̞͚̹̹͖͇͍̫̼̪͎̒̌̇̀̊̀̿̈́̏̊̋͐̽̔̑̈́́͆͌̐͑̈́͛̍͐̓́̽̏̽́̄̈́̃͊̿͘̕͘͘̚̚̚̕͝͝ͅf̵̢̢͖̜̪͎̣̻̘̩̙̤̠͚̖̣̫̠̻̌͗͒̈́͛̅͒̽̉͗̃̆̃̈̀̄̅̓̌̍̑̉̈́̆̽͗̿̉̅́̑̂͛̃̌̇̑̐̎̅́͒͆͗̚̚͘͘͜͝g̶̡͙͇̱̝̬̻̤̞̗͉̣̙̤̝̮̘̪͓͉̭͈̩͛͌̈́̍̓̿̎͗̄̎̍̽͋̾̑̀́͗̃́̅̾̓̍̈́͂̎̆̓̎̿͛̚̚͘̕͜͝

Lucia is a dardy goomp

by fuck thios shit October 24, 2022

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