goop goblin

Noun. A female Halloween partygoer who adorns herself with a plentiful helpin o' baby gravy (sperm) on her face and proceeds to parade around the party spooking others.

Dude 1 (Dracula costume) -"have you seen Denise tonight? She indicated she would be in a funny costume"

Dude 2 (Sponge Bob costume) - "she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume"

Dude 1 (Dracula) - "funny???....I believe it to be a bit more trifling!"

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Goop Goblins

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Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."

"Why’s Jared working three side hustles and still having the time of his life?"
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."

"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."