Gooze

The action of inserting your genitalia into a log. Can either be a hole in a log or a log so rotted out, you’re able to penetrate it at any point. Centipedes are often present.

“That’s a perfect goozin log.”
“I support a woman’s right to gooze”

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Gooze

The Persian word for fart
also used when saying you suck/idiot/F*ck usually used in a playful term

you damn gooze! haha I love you

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Gooze

Gooze is slang for the drug GHB. Gooze is most commonly used in the gay circuit party scene and while the word is commonly used in the party scene all over the world, it was originally coined in San Francisco. It is both a verb and a noun.

Are you boozing or goozing? (v)

Do you have any gooze? (n)

I think I am going to gooze tonight. (v)

I have gooze, do you want some? (n)

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gooz

Persian for "a fart", especially a loud one.

You try to hold it in all day, then you let out a massive gooz in your sleep.

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gooz

A Persian word meaning fart in English.

Was that a gooz? Shame on you!

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GOOZ

Gooz is the best smell ever in the world,when you smell it you have wonderfull feeling.
This smell is usefull to make the expensive perfumes.There was some untrue definition about this smell in old story that know this smell very disgusting but It is just a dirty lie.
Only God can judge Goozes.

Thouse flowers have goozy smell.

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goozing

a platonic version of spooning whereby two people lie side by side each body slightly curved in a semi-fetal position so they fit together like two puzzle pieces.

I was so cold last night and no one was home so I was goozing with my blow up doll, Gummy Gertrude.

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