A religion in which the followers commit what is called a “Rhythm Clapping” with a video if their deity “Mr. Gordan”
“I practice Christianity” “I practice Gordanism”
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"do you have any hoses here?"
"all we have is that gordan."
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"i think you've got a gordan in there."
*points.
*rubbage of nose
"thanks!"
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A generally sensible person who can become out of control when drunk.
Did you see how he turned into a GordAn when he finished that case of beer? He even started throwing empties at the bar people.
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To be made to listen to annoying and random pieces of shit that make no sense at all.
"I was gordaned on the bus ride home by a nerd at the back of the bus."
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a fat ass who does not know how to controll himself around other women even if he is married
gordan is a hoe and is he pregnat
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A super cute, nice, kind, admirable girl. She has all the boys she wants but only picks the right one. Funny, and playful and should always be treated like a princess. A great friend to talk to and will always help you out with your problems.
Friend: Look how lucky Kevin is with his girl Gordan
Other Friend: Yeah, I wish I was as lucky as him
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