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Gort is the name of a capybara. You can find Gort especially on capybara Instagram pages. Gort is everywhere. He's also behind your walls. He's Gort
Have you seen the handsome Gort on the capybara page? Gort is the perfect specimen. Gort remains despite these trying times.
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Another name for God, is also coincidentally the name of a dude in the 1951 movie "The day the earth stood still" but that literally has nothing to do with it.
The term gort is used if you decide you would like to see God in the form of a Capybara rather than a wrinkly old man.
Me: "I love gort"
Christian: "What the fuck are you talking about you stupid shit"
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To wear a black ski mask despite inappropriate weather conditions while going about your daily business in public.
Usually attracts some strange looks (particularly in Texas), and surprisingly many are seemingly oblivious to the wearer, especially if the wearer is a hot woman.
Often referred to as "Gorting"
Not recommended to do your banking in this guise or in a state where carrying a firearm is legal.
"Thought I would spend the afternoon Gorting at the shops"
"I thought I would make Wednesdays at work Gort Day"
"I reckon a quick Gort down to the liquor store is in order"
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A liquor store owner or worker most definitely of middle eastern or Indian origin working behind the counter and yelling at trouble makers who enter the store.
We dressed up our boy with a rag on his head to convince the Gort at the counter to sell us some drank.
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Adjective: To fail at something (usually when rolling dice) excessively or spectacularly.
"Oh man, did you just gort that roll again?"
"Dude; he just gorted!"
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A "gort", is a cigarette. However it's not a menthol cigarette, those are "grits".
Want to toke a gort? Nah dude, i need a grit.
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