n. (go-zard)
1) A gopher/lizard hybrid
2) Derogatory term used to refer to a girl that looks like a mix between a rodent and reptile, who also has a tic or a strange facial mannerism. A twitching butterface.
A girl with small lackluster eyes and mousey features. Perhaps with an odd, jerky way of flipping her hair or an annoying burp or eye twitch.
I canβt believe that guy is flirting with Danielle, he must be drunk, she is such a gozard. She looks like Godzilla and Minnie Mouseβs love child.
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"Goes hard" - as in a song, outfit, or video
Friend 1: "What do you think of my new video edit?"
Friend 2: "GOZARD"