Granmole

(1) an unfortunate mole found on female politicians with a 900 number porn voice, a megalomaniacal desire for power, and an inability to reconcile their policy with their religion.

(2) a mole that wishes it was on Cindy Crawford and not on Jennifer Granholm.

Politician: I was totally going to climb her Capitol Hill until I caught a glimpse of that Granmole.

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