Graveyarder Syndrome

The disorder in which a person who works a night shift and also has limited social contact (as a result thereof) feels the need to socialize as much as possible, as quickly as possible while a friend or acquaintance is still awake.

Mostly affects those who use social networking applications or text messaging during their work hours.

May also be experience by night owls.

3am: >"Hey dude what's up?!" >>"Not much man, just about to go to bed" >"Oh...alright...have a good night man, see you tomorrow. BTW, did you hear about what happened downtown today?" >>"Dude, I think you've got Graveyarder syndrome"

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Graveyard Syndrome

A mental disorder commonly found in "graveyarders", symptoms include:
Sitting in the middle or outside of a circle of people
Talking over someone and cutting them out mid sentence, just to talk about something pointless
Cheating on you Girlfriend/Boyfriend with their best friend
etc

Ben: so yeah, i heard in the newspaper today tha-

Scott: OH YEAH, did you hear about tha-

everyone: SCOTT SHUT UP WITH THE GRAVEYARD SYNDROME, AND STOP SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CIRCLE

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