great british bake off

a beautiful, loving show about foods and fun. demonstrates the capacity of human kindness, passion, and love for sponges. love is spread with quite murmers and kind pats.

great british bake off-

mary: quite lovely
paul: doesnt work. not for me. quite bad.

but ...

good texture.

Great british bake off

AKA: The GBBO, The Bake-Off

A show that all of Britain watches every year to see who's baking is the best
And to see who's baking falls, tastes horrible, lookes shite, or just isn't quite to the standard of bread Paul wants.

WARNING: NEVER SPOIL THE WINNER
Reason: you don't want to get shanked
Solution: always check if the other people have seen it before you say any names

Person 1: "have you seen the Bake-Off (Great British Bake Off) yet?"
Person 2: "yeah, I can't believe George won! He did so terribly the first few rounds!"
Person 1: "DON'T SPOIL IT YOU EEJIT, I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET!"