green paint

weed

do you need some green paint

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Green Paint

Money/cash

Rob Thomas: Well I gotta wait for the first to go out, sugar.
Christina Aguilera: What for baby?
Rob Thomas: I ain't got no green paint til then, mama.

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green painting

A business or person falsy claiming to be eco-friendly or sustainable because it is a marketable business opportunity.

Be careful when you sell eco-friendly products that are not pure because people will accuse you of green painting.

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green paint brush

Refers to pulling out a wad of cash and paying someone and making the motion of painting over your hand while flipping out the bills.

Joey had to tip everyone at the wedding so pulled out the old green paint brush.

Moody Green Woman Painting Slut

Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.

The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.

This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.

Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.