grindon

A Grindon describes anyone fairly short, hairy and a tendency to slow life down to it's basics. Does any activity at Grindon pace e.g. slow

*running with football, passes to friend*

stops the ball dead shuffles forward with ball

YOU ARE SUCH A GRINDON!

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Grindonical Beacing

A powerful sexual deviant who you may find in a park near a library in November. They are a tree and have a particular fancy to young children and trees alike. They have maintained relevancy through a music career which spreads the gospel of their religion through lyrics like ''we like being free and we like fucking trees''.

" I could of sworn I saw Grindonical Beacing smiling at my niece when walking through that park"

"Did you see Mitch today? he's starting to sound like Grindonical Beacing"

"Dont stick a branch up my ass! your not Grindonical Beacing!"