Grit shits

To take a completely dry, jagged feeling crap.

Ohh man, I think that banana I ate a few hours gave me the grit shits..

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80 Grit Shit

A brutally painful shit. Akin to shitting an 80 grit sandpaper wrapped turd. Typically leaves the ass busting a rhoid or two.

I need some salve on my ass after that 80 grit shit.

That 80 grit shit tore my ass up raw. Do you have a dab of Prep H?

West Virginia Grit Shits

When you eat a pan of buttery grits with your sister and fuck her on the kitchen table and when you get ready to cum you stick a finger in your ass and smear shit and grits on your face and yell country roads take me home.

I performed a West Virginia Grit Shits with my sister yesterday after church.

Shit-grit

(n.) 1) cat litter, for example, Tidy Cat or 2) the toilet paper remnants left behind in woman's underwear, AKA, clitty litter

I have to stop at the store on the way home and pick up some milk and shit-grit for the cat.

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Shit's grits

Short for this shit is grits. Refers to when something is really pleasurable or enjoyable

*plays fire song* Duuuude this shit's grits

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