Gruton

A mixture of a crouton and Gru from despicable me.

"My boy is bald and be wearing all that yellow drip he looks like a Gruton."

Gruton

A mix of Croutons and Gru from despicable me. It’s like the grilled cheesus from glee (a grilled cheese sandwich with Jesus’s face on it) except it’s a weird shaped crouton with Gru’s face on it (and has a pointy piece sticking out as the nose)

Clancy found a gruton in his salad and watched despicable me before eating it.