Guitart

A female OR male who is presented in advertisements wearing scant, yet sloven attire, with a Strat or Les Paul strapped around their neck so as to target a specific market demographic with propaganda, but who has no discernible musical talent whatsoever -- only because they're never actually seen or heard playing it.

Clive:
That rock chick & metal dude on that billboard over there are so awesome!; bet they could out-shred Angus Young, Slash, and Frank Gambale if they were all to play their entire discographies, not respectively, but rather, collectively, in a single sitting, feeding every note into a giant audio mulcher.

Jacinta:
You numbskull!, they're 'Guitarts', and are much like children were expected to be in the 1800's: seen, but never heard.

guitarted

The mind-numbing stupor and accopmanying visual sensation that occurs after playing Guitar Hero for extended periods of time; to be made retarted from the guitar.

Dude I just played a guitar hero marathon and I can't even see straight; i feel so guitarted.

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Guitarted

Someone who acts like they know how to play or like act they know about guitars. Pretty much a poser.

Danny is guitarted

GuiTart

This is the common name given to a total whore involved with rock music, or, just guitaring.

Hayley Williams.
"Ugh, that Hayley Williams is such a guiTart"

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