Guizzo

A total short king. Some say he is Adonis incarnate, attributing to his great looks, and washboard abs. Hung like a horse. Fucks like a stallion, donkey, and a mule. Bedwars god, absolutely destroys other sweats in the games, with the equivalent of a medium shield. Dark souls of Italian people. Badass motherfucker who will reap your shit in Elden Ring.

May be the Dark Souls of Italian people, but when it comes to the actual game, he is mediocre.

Damn that guitto sure is a Guizzo.

I wish I had a Guizzo on my team.

I would let a Guizzo fuck my wife.