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When someone has an unusually large gum line. Typically they are attractive at first, but when they smile you are turned off instantly.
guy #1 "Hey check out that chick, she's really cute."
guy #2 "nope, gum machine."
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A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.
Looks like the bubble gum machine done hit the jackpot (He pulled someone over).
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A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."
We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.
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When you are using anal beads on a girl and you cut the string.
After a little snip snip she totally had to do the gum ball machine!
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When one person bites the other partners right testicle off and as they swallow are repeatedly hit in the throat as a quarter is inserted past their ovaries. They immediately shit the testicle out at 700 feet per second penetrating a recently dug up dead guys rectum.
Example 1
Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."
Example 2
Kittens
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the act of using your tongue to pleasure a males or females inner arse.
Bray: what did you last night with Sally?
Kolt: I was filling the gum ball machine.
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When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.
The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.
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