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Tall, dark and handsome and amazing in the sack...
"Hell yeah check him out, wouldn't mind gettin' me a chew on that gummie bear!"
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A gummy bear is the most amazing person on earth, they're sweet caring and funny. They also give great hugs and are really comfortable to sleep on.
You're a gummy bear
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The gummy bear is commonly found in brightly coloured plastic bags and while often hunted to the brink of extinction, their intricate mating rituals have never failed to restore their numbers.
In an unnatural habitat, the wild gummy bear submerges itself in nearby glasses and can take up almost four times its own weight in water. This process, while increasing the size of the bear by the same figures, sadly renders it inedible.
"Look at the size of that yellow one! It must have spent the last two days in that lake!" - Steve Irwin on gummy bears.
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A toothless gay man of the bear variety who gives excellent head.
Damn, that gummi bear can suck a mean sausage.
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a big burly gay man with no teeth ready to give a blow job.
man, its hard to find a good gummy bear in this town.
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Woman exercising braless - bouncing here and there and everywhere
She was home alone and didnt want to wear a tight bra while exercising so she decided to go gummi bearing.
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The most annoying thing to appear on Jamster since Crazy Frog.
Anyone who likes the gummy bear song should go home and put a gun in their mouth.
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