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Gumpire

A baseball umpire whose calls obviously favor gumps, i.e., the university of alabama.

Gumpire: "STRIKE 3!"

bama opponent's first fan: Damn. Pitch was 8 inches off the plate.

bama opponent's second fan: Yep. When you play bama, they get to bring their own gumpires.

by Wayne Windsor June 7, 2010