Gunderwear

gunderwear |ˈgəndərˌwer|

1. noun

clothing worn to cover only the genitals, in combination with extreme drunkeness and abscence of all other clothing. Worn for the sole purpose of aiming and examining firearms while intoxicated. a man who refuses to put pants on.

2. adj.

a state of inebriation suggesting firearms may be brandished at any moment. a state of drunkeness absent of memory.

Man my head hurts, I was totally in my gunderwear last night

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