Character from Planet of The Apes fan fiction novella โGurgis the gay apeโ.
Gurgis tried to keep his sexuality from the other Apes
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a type of prostitute (male or female) that spends many months chatting with you online before ever having sex with you for money in person. They usually use specific key phrases and words to reinforce their relationship with their customers, who also use these same phrases back for identification. They like to hang around unorthodox chat rooms, sometimes MMORPGS or perhaps other non-conventional sites.
Some of these phrases include:
I <3 you.
aww :)
u r soo cute!
"I spent all night trying to play kdice with that gurgi slutting himself, what has this world come to?"
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its a poker hand, when you get 7 and 5 of the same suit, its called a gurgi.
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: 7c, 5c<------the gurgi
john smith jr folds
Guss raises $1,800
PokerFace_2009 folds
KB Video raises $3,200
Guss calls
Dealing flop: 5d, 5h, 7s<----------gurgi flop
KB Video bets $3,000
Guss calls
Dealing turn: 9h
KB Video checks
Guss checks
Dealing river: Js
KB Video bets $3,000
Guss raises $6,000
KB Video calls
Guss shows 7c, 5c for a full house, fives full of sevens
KB Video shows Jc, As for two pair, Jacks and fives
Guss wins main pot $22,920<-----------gurgi win
Guss wins side pot $990
KB Video stands up
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Someone who likes immense amount of beans and is very pog
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That spicy, warm feeling in your throat when you feel like you are about to vomit.
Pass me the water please, I'm feeling gurgy after that fish we had for lunch.
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1) Adjective: Down right terrible
2) Adjective: Garbage ass person
3) Adjective: A way to describe someone who is really bad at their job
*This word is usually used with a lot of sarcasm. Just because itโs sarcasm donโt mean it ainโt true.
1) Adj. Down right terrible/bad.
2) Adj. Someone who is really bad at their job or something theyโre doing.
3) Adj. A straight up garbage person that just sucks at life.
*This word is typically used with immense sarcasm. And even if there is sarcasm, donโt mean it ainโt true.
Wow, John is so gurgy.
That throw was so gurgy, he/she should just quit life.